The Retirement Complex The New Manager Addressed All The Seniors. –


On her first day at the retirement complex the new manager addressed all the seniors pointing out some of her rules:

“The female sleeping quarters will be out-of-bounds for all males and the male dormitory to the females. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time.”

She continued.

“Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $180. Are there any questions?”

At this point, an older lady named Irene stood up in the crowd and inquired……

“How much for a season ticket?

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