The lawyer says to his client, Bill Shorten,
“I have some good news and some bad news.”
Bill replies:
“I’ve had a bloody awful week, so let’s hear the good news first.”
The lawyer says:
“Your wife Chloe invested $20,000 in five pictures which are worth a minimum of $2 million.”
Bill replies enthusiastically:
“Well done, that’s very good news indeed! You’ve made my day. Now, what’s the bad news?”
His lawyer answers:
“The pictures are of you in bed with your secretary.”