The Girl Walks To The Department Store. – October 16, 2021 Total0 Facebook0 Twitter0 Pinterest0 LinkedIn0 Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, the pretty girl said, “I would like to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?” “Only one kiss per yard,” replied the male clerk with a smirk. “That’s fine,” said the girl. “I’ll take ten yards.” With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk quickly measured out the cloth, wrapped it up, then teasingly held it out. The girl snapped up the package, pointed to the old geezer standing beside her, and smiled, “Grandpa will pay the bill.” Follow Me On PinterestTotal0 Facebook0 Twitter0 Pinterest0 LinkedIn035FollowersPinterest