The Cowboy Was Trying To Buy A Health Insurance. – May 5, 2024May 4, 2024 by admin The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was going down the list of standard questions. “Ever have an accident?” “Nope, nary a one.” “None? You’ve never had any accidents.” “Nope. Ain’t had one. Never.” “Well, you said in this form you were bitten by a snake once. Wouldn’t you consider that an accident?” “Heck, no. That dang varmint bit me on purpose.”