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Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement centre were sitting on a bench under a tree.
One turns to the other and says,
“John, I’m 83 years old now and I’m just full of aches and pains. I know you’re about my age, how do you feel?”
John replies, “I feel just like a newborn baby.”
“Really! Like a newborn baby, you say?”
“Yep. No hair, no teeth, I wear a diaper, and I even drool on myself.”