The 96 Year Old Draws A Bath. –

One night the 96-year-old draws a bath, puts his foot in and pauses.

He yells down the stairs,

“Was I getting in or out of the bath?”

The 94-year old yells back,

“I don’t know, I’ll come up and see.”

He starts up the stairs and pauses, then he yells,

“Was I going up the stairs or coming down?”

The 92-year-old was sitting at the kitchen table having coffee listening to his brothers.

He shakes his head and says,

“I sure hope I never get that forgetful.”

He knocks on wood for good luck.

He then yells,

“I’ll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who’s at the door.”