The 6th-grade school teacher asked,
“What do you want to be when you grow up?”
Little Johnny says:
“I wanna become a billionaire smuggling guns and drugs, going to the most expensive clubs, will find me the finest wh0re, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Miami, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel all over Europe, an Infinite Visa Card, and all the while banging her like a loose screen door in a hurricane.”
The teacher, shocked and not knowing what to do with this horrible response from little Johnny, decides not to acknowledge what he said and simply tries to continue with the lesson.
“And how about you, Sarah?”
“I wanna be Johnny’s Wife!!”