Subscribe To Our Newsletter Email address: Leave this field empty if you're human: Ted And His Wife Were Working In Their Garden. – admin | October 7, 2021 | Recommended | No Comments Ted and his wife were working in their garden one day when Ted looks over at his wife and says: “Your b*tt is getting really big, I mean really big! I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue.” With that, he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife’s b0ttom. “Yes, I was right, your b*tt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!!” The wife chooses to ignore her husband. Later that night in bed, Ted is feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off. “What’s wrong?” he asks. She answers, “Do you really think I’m going to fire up this big-a$s grill for one little ween!e? Related Posts Old Lady With A Bag Full Of Cash Was Questioned By The Police No Comments | May 19, 2020 13-Yr-Old Gymnast Defies The Odds And Earns Golden Buzzer With Stunning Routine. No Comments | Mar 9, 2021 How Fast Can You Spot The Chicken Hidden In This Picture? No Comments | May 25, 2020 Nobody Can Solve This 7 Level Visual Test. Can You Spot The Odd Ones Out? No Comments | Aug 13, 2020 About The Author admin Add a Comment Cancel replyYour email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment:*Name:* Email Address:* Website: Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment.