Husband sent a text to his wife at night,
“Hi I will get late, please try and wash all my dirty clothes and make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I return.”
but there is no reply…..
He sent another text,
“And I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my salary at the end of the month I’m getting you a new car” this time ,
She sent this text back, “OMG really?”
Husband replied, :
“No I just wanted to make sure you got my first message”
Read more: A thief entered a house mid-afternoon.
A thief entered a house mid-afternoon. He tied up the woman and at knife-point asked the man to hand over the jewellery and money.
Man started sobbing and said, “Brother, you take anything you want but please untie the rope and free her.”
Thief: “You really love your wife!!”
Man: No, she is my neighbor’s wife. Mine will arrive shortly.