Ronald Joins A Very Exclusive Nudist Community. –
Ronald joins a very exclusive nudist community.
On his first day there he takes off his clothes and starts to walk around.
A gorgeous brunette walks by, and the man immediately gets an erection.
The brunette notices Ronald’s erection, comes over to him and asks,
“Did you call for me?”
Ronald replies, “No,what do you mean?”
She says, “You must be new here. Let me explain. It’s a law here that if you get an erection, it implies you called for me.”
Smiling, she leads him to the side of the swimming pool, lies down on a towel, eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way with her.
Ronald continues to explore the community.
He enters the sauna and as he sits down, he farts.
Within seconds a gigantic,bearded guy lumbers out of the steam room toward him,
“Did you call for me?” says the gigantic guy.
“No, what do you mean?” says the rookie Ronald.
“You must be new,” says the gigantic guy,
“it’s a law that if you fart, it implies that you called for me.”
The huge man easily spins him around, bends him over a bench and has his way with him.
The rookie Ronald staggers back to the community management office, where he is greeted by the smiling, naked hot clerk,
“May I help you?” she says.
Ronald yells, “Here’s my membership card. You can have the key back and you can keep the 1000 bucks membership fee.”
“But, Sir,” she replies,
“you’ve only been here for a few hours. You haven’t had the chance to see all our facilities.”
“Listen young lady, I’m 70 years old. I only get an erection once in a month.But I fart 20 times a day.”