Little Nancy Was In The Backyard Filling In A Hole. –

Little Nancy was in the backyard filling in a hole when her neighbour peered over the fence.

Interested in what the girl was up to he asks,

“What are you up to there Nancy?”

“My goldfish died,” replied Nancy tearfully, without looking up,

“and I’ve just buried him.”

The neighbour was concerned,

“That’s an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn’t it?”

Nancy patted down the last heap of earth and then replied,

“That’s because he’s inside your f***g cat!”