Little Johnny lives with his mother on a farm,
One day he comes running in and screams:
“Mommy, Mommy, the Ox is f*cking the Cow”.
His Mother slaps him hard and says:
“We don’t use language like that in this house, the next time it happens, say ‘The Ox is surprising the Cow’”.
Rubbing his cheek, Little Johnny walks away.
A couple days go by and Little Johnny runs in again, screaming
“Mommy, Mommy, the Ox is surprising all the Cows!”,
His Mother turns around and says
“That’s not possible, he can’t be surprising all the cows at once”
Little Johnny says: “Yes he can, because he’s f*cking the horse!”