Farmer Gossman Goes To The Vet. –

Farmer Gossman goes to the vet and says,

“My horse is constipated.”

The vet says,

“Take one of these pills, put it in a long tube, stick the other end in the horse’s a*s, and blow the pill up there.”

Farmer Gossman comes back the next day, and he looks very sick.

The vet says,

“What happened?”

Farmer Gossman says,

“The horse blew first.”