God comes and says
“I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were controlled by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St Peter.”
After a while God checked and the women were gone and there are two lines.
The line of the men that were controlled was 100 miles long, but the line of men that dominated women only had one man in it.
God got mad and said to the first line.
“You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image, and you were all controlled by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud. Learn from him!
“Tell them my son how did you manage to be the only one on that line?”
The man said
“I don’t know. My wife told me to stand here.”