Subscribe To Our Newsletter Email address: Leave this field empty if you're human: An Old Woman Walks Into A Tattoo Shop. – admin | September 29, 2021 | Recommended | No Comments An old woman walks into a tattoo shop, looks directly at the artist and says “I want to get a tattoo”. The artist hesitantly replies “Well, ok where would you like this tattoo?” Old lady: “actually I want two, one on the inside of my left thigh and one and the inside of my right thigh” Artist: “you know how much this will hurt? Are you really sure you want them there?” Old lady barks at him: “of course I know that’s where I want them! I don’t care how much it will hurt!” Artist: “okay, whatever you want then. Let’s take a look at art the art book to see if there is something you want.” Old lady: “I already know what I want. I want a Christmas tree on my left thigh, and a turkey on my right thigh” Artist: “uhhhh ok, I will do that, but could you answer me as to why you would want such a thing?” Old lady: “Because in sick of my husband complaining there is nothing to eat between Christmas and Thanksgiving!” Related Posts Choose The Eye Of The Angry Person. Your Choice Will Reveal Your Personality Type. No Comments | Apr 13, 2020 Challenge: Can you spot which Mickey is different from the rest? No Comments | Jun 24, 2020 My children are the Greatest gift No Comments | Mar 17, 2021 Johnny Discovers Something About Himself. – No Comments | Aug 16, 2021 About The Author admin Add a Comment Cancel replyYour email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment:*Name:* Email Address:* Website: Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment.