An old man is walking past this house when a used c0n.dom comes flying out of the second-story window and lands squarely on his head.
Rather disgusted and absolutely furious, he goes up to the front door and starts pounding on it.
An elderly woman opens it and ask him what caused him to knock so loudly.
The old man asks, “Who’s in your upstairs room?”
The elderly woman replies,
“I can’t see how it’s any of your business. But, since you must know, my daughter and intended son-in-law are upstairs.”
The old man hands her the used c0ndom and says,
“Well, I just wanted you to know that your intended grandchild fell out the window!”