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An old lady was stopped for speeding.
Police officer: I’m sorry, but I think you were driving a bit too fast?
Old lady: What?! No, that can’t be true!
Police officer: Can I see your drivers license?
Old lady: No, I don’t have it anymore. I lost it 4 years ago when driving while drunk!
Police officer: Well.. Can I see the car’s registration?
Old lady: Umm. I don’t have that either. The car is stolen.
Police officer: Okay… So who did you steal it from?
Old lady: I don’t really know his name. I shot him, cut him into pieces and put him in the back of the car.
Police officer(shaken): One moment madam.
The police officer returns to his car to call for backup.
A few moments later three police cars show up, along with the police captain.
The police captain walks up to the car.
Police captain: Excuse me madam. My police officer told me you have a dead man in your car?
Old lady: What? No that isn’t true!
Police captain: Do you mind if I check?
Old lady: Sure, go ahead!
The police captain checks and finds no dead body. He returns to the window.
Police captain: Well, that was odd. He told me you had killed someone to steal the car. Do you have the car’s registration?
Old lady: Sure! Here it is!
She hands him the car’s registration.
Police captain: How about your driving license?
Old lady: Yup, here you go.
Hands him her driving license as well.
Police captain: Well this is odd. My police officer told me that you didn’t have a driving license, nor the registration for the car!
Old lady: What?! Well then I bet the liar also told you that I was speeding?!