An elderly lady walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some b*m deodorant.
The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the elderly woman that they don’t sell b*m deodorant, and never have.
Unfazed, the elderly lady assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis, and would like some more.
“I’m sorry,” says the pharmacist, “we don’t have any.”
“But I always get it here,” says the elderly lady.
“Do you have the container it comes in?”
“Yes!” said the elderly lady,
“I’ll go home and get it.”
She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says to her,
“This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant.”
The annoyed elderly lady snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container,
“To apply, push up the bottom.”