An Old Italian Couple Is Walking Around In The Mall. – November 7, 2021 by admin An old Italian couple is walking around in the mall. After a while they get separated so the woman goes up to the first saleswoman she sees and ask: “Escusa me, have you seen-a my-a Tony. He’s got a big-a belly and a-lotsa of curly black hair?” The saleswoman answers that she hasn’t seen her husband. So the Italian woman goes to aks another saleswoman: “Escusa me, have you seen-a me Tony. He’s got a big-a belly and a-lotsa of curly black hair?” “No, I’m sorry ma’am, I haven’t seen your husband.” The Italian woman goes to see one more saleswoman and ask: “Escusa me, have you seen-a me Tony. He’s got a big-a belly and a-lotsa of curly black hair?” The saleswoman answers: “Yes I saw him, he ran out of here lickety split.” To which the Italian woman answers: “No no no, that’s not-a my Tony, he pinch-a the bum, grab-a the [email protected] but he no lickety split!”