An Old Italian Couple Is Walking Around In The Mall. –


An old Italian couple is walking around in the mall.

After a while, they get separated so the woman goes up to the first saleswoman she sees and asks:

“Escusa me, have you seen-a my-a Tony. He’s got a big-a belly and a-lotsa of curly black hair?”

The saleswoman answers that she hasn’t seen her husband.

So the Italian woman goes to ask another saleswoman:

“Escusa me, have you seen-a me Tony. He’s got a big-a belly and a-lotsa of curly black hair?”

Saleswoman answered, “No, I’m sorry ma’am, I haven’t seen your husband.”

The Italian woman goes to see one more saleswoman and ask:

“Escusa me, have you seen-a me Tony. He’s got a big-a belly and a-lotsa of curly black hair?”

The saleswoman answers:

“Yes I saw him, he ran out of there lickety-split.”

To which the Italian woman answers:

“No no no, that’s not-a my Tony, he pinch-a the bum, grab-a the breasts but he no lickety-split!”

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