An Old Couple Who Hadn’t Celebrated Halloween. –

There was an old couple who hadn’t celebrated Halloween in a long time,

So they decided to dress up and go out:

The old woman went into her bedroom, stripped naked and tied a string between her legs with a lemon at the end of the string.

When she walked out of the room her husband yelled.

“You can’t go out like that.”

“I can go out as whatever I want and so can you!”

The man agreed and went into his room.

Soon he came out naked with a string tied to his penis and a potato at the end of the string.

The woman said.

“You’re going out like that?”

“Yes.” Said the old man.

“If you can go out as a sourpuss, I can go out as a d!cktator.”