An Irishman Is In The Bar, Drinking A Pint Of Guinness. –

An Irishman is in the bar, drinking a pint of Guinness

A lady next To him says,

“What a coincidence, I am having Guinness too.”

Irish man – “I’m celebrating.”

Lady – “Me too.”

Irish man – “What a coincidence! Why are you celebrating?”

Lady – “My husband & I have tried for 4 years for a baby. Today I’m pregnant!”

Irishman – “What a coincidence! I am a farmer. For 4 years my hens couldn’t lay any eggs. Today all are laying eggs!”

Lady – “Wow! How did that happen?”

Irishman – “I used a different cock.”

Lady smiled and said,

“WHAT A COINCIDENCE !!!”

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