Subscribe To Our Newsletter Email address: Leave this field empty if you're human: An Elderly Texan Went To Chicago. – admin | October 5, 2021 | Recommended | No Comments An elderly Texan went to Chicago and thought he would buy a new “city” outfit. He went into Marshall Fields and when asked by a sweet young woman if she could help him, he answered, “Yes ma’am. Ya see, I’m from Texas and I want to buy a complete city outfit.” Her eyes lit up as she asked, “Where would you like to start?” “Well, ma’am, how about a suit?” “Yes sir. What size?” “Size 53 tall, ma’am.” “Wow, that’s really big.” “Yes ma’am, they really grow them big in Texas.” “What’s next?” she asked. He replied, “How about some shoes?” “What size?” “Size 15 double E.” “Wow, that’s really big!” “Yes ma’am. They really grow them big in Texas.” “What’s next?” “Well, I reckon I’ll need a shirt.” “Yes sir. What size?” “Nineteen and a half neck sleeve 38,” he replied. “Wow, that’s really big! “ “Yes ma’am. They really grow them big in Texas.” “Will there be anything else?” she asked. “Yes ma’am. I ‘spect I’ll need a hat.” “Yes sir. What size? and style?” “Eight and five-eighths. Stetson.” “Wow, that’s really big!” “Yes ma’am. They really grow them big in Texas.” She virtually glowed as she asked, “Is there anything else I can do for you?” “No ma’am, I reckon that will be all.” As the sweet young thing tallied up his bill, and as the Texan counted out his money, she blushed and asked,? “Sir, could I ask you a question?” “Yes ma’am, I already know what it is. And the answer is four inches.” Astonished, she blurted out, “Why, my boyfriend is bigger than that!” Without so much as a stutter, the elderly Texan replied,….. From the floor ma’am……………..From the floor. Related Posts Golden Retriever Is So Gentle With Baby Bunnies That They Adopt Him As Their Mama. No Comments | Mar 20, 2021 6-month-old baby found alive in freezing pond minutes after dad confesses to trying to drown her No Comments | Jan 7, 2020 Which Dog Get’s To Drink The Milk First? No Comments | Mar 25, 2020 Can You Find the Odd One Out in These Challenging Puzzles? No Comments | May 28, 2020 About The Author admin Add a Comment Cancel replyYour email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment:*Name:* Email Address:* Website: Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment.