Subscribe To Our Newsletter Email address: Leave this field empty if you're human: An Elderly Couple Learned How To Send Text Messages. – admin | October 5, 2021 | Recommended | No Comments An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their cell phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy. One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee. She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote: “If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you.” The husband texted back to her: “I’m on the toilet. Please advise.” Related Posts Alabama cops create “quilt” from signs taken off of homeless people No Comments | Jan 2, 2020 The Animal You Spot First Says a Lot About Your Personality No Comments | Jul 28, 2020 95% Of Adults Can’t Solve This Math Problem. Can You Ace It? No Comments | Jun 25, 2021 Can You Find The Number 897? No Comments | Aug 12, 2021 About The Author admin Add a Comment Cancel replyYour email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment:*Name:* Email Address:* Website: Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment.