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A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer,
“This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.”
The barber puts a quarter in one hand and two nickles in the other than calls the boy over and asks,
“Which do you want, son?”
The boy takes the two nickles and leaves.
“What did I tell you?” said the barber.
“That kid never learns!”
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy next to an ice cream van.
“Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take two nickles instead of the quarter?”
The boy licked his ice cream cone and replied,
“Because the day I take the quarter the game is over.”