A Woman Wakes Up. –

A woman wakes up, puts up the shade, takes the cover off the parrot’s cage, makes coffee, and smokes a cigarette.

Suddenly the phone rings.

It’s her boyfriend saying he’s coming over.

She snubs out the cigarette, pulls down the shade, unplugs the coffee pot, puts the cover back on the parrot’s cage, and gets back into bed.

From undercover, the parrot mutters,

“Well, that was a short f*ckin’ day!!

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