Subscribe To Our Newsletter Email address: Leave this field empty if you're human: A Very Drunk Elderly Lady Walked Into A Bar. – admin | October 9, 2021 | Recommended | No Comments A very drunk elderly lady walked into a bar shortly before closing time, sat at the bar and ordered, “Barbender, barbender, I would like a Martoutsy.” The bartender brought her a Martini, which she drinks in one gulp. “Barbender, I would like another Martoutsy”, again the bartender brought her a Martini. By this time the lady is leaning heavily forward, barely able to hang on. She called, “Barbender, your Martoutsys are giving me heartburn.” Patiently, the bartender came near her and said, “Lady, I am not a barbender, but a bartender, and what you have been drinking is not a Martoutsy, but a Martini, and finally, you do not have heartburn, your t!ts are hanging in the ashtray.” Related Posts Clever Old Woman Enters Bank With A Bag Of Cash, How She Left With Even More Has Everyone Laughing No Comments | Jun 16, 2021 A Little Boy Was Being Naughty, Stuns His Mom With His Response No Comments | Aug 25, 2021 Can you solve this tricky math problem using nothing but regular school math? No Comments | Aug 17, 2020 Can You Find The Different Doraemon? No Comments | Aug 4, 2020 About The Author admin Add a Comment Cancel replyYour email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment:*Name:* Email Address:* Website: Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment.