Subscribe To Our Newsletter Email address: Leave this field empty if you're human: A Teacher Was Testing The Children. – admin | October 13, 2021 | Recommended | No Comments A teacher was testing the children in her Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven. She asked them, “If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into Heaven?” “NO!” the children answered. “If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would that get me into Heaven?” Again, the answer was, “NO!” Now she was smiling. Hey, they’re getting it, she thought! “Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave candy to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into Heaven?” she asked. Again, they all answered, “NO!” She was just bursting with pride for them. “Well,” she continued, “then how can I get into Heaven?” Little Johnny shouted out, “YOU GOTTA BE DEAD.” Miss. Related Posts Can You Spot The Odd One Out Immediately? No Comments | Mar 30, 2020 Only 5% Of People Can Beat This Challenging Odd One Out Visual Puzzle No Comments | Jul 2, 2020 I Want Peace and People Who Love Me No Comments | Dec 23, 2020 Duane ‘Dog the Bounty Hunter’ Chapman proposes to new girlfriend after Beth’s tragic death No Comments | Jan 30, 2020 About The Author admin Add a Comment Cancel replyYour email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment:*Name:* Email Address:* Website: Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment.