A Native American’s youngest son asked him a question
“Father, how did you get the inspiration for naming your children?”
The father smiled at him and replied,
“Well, the moment that each of my children was born, I went outside the tent, and the first thing I saw I named my child after.
Like your brother, when he was born I rushed outside and saw an eagle soaring in the sky, so I named him Soaring Eagle.”
“Oh, what about my sister?”
“Same method, the moment she was born, I went outside and saw a deer running across the plain. So her name was Running Deer.”
The father paused a moment before looking quizzically at his youngest,
“Why do you ask such questions, Two Dogs F*cking?”
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