A newly married couple was walking through a garden, and suddenly a dog ran towards them.
They both knew it will bite them.
The husband lifted his wife and let the dog bite him rather than his sweetheart.
The dog stopped before them, unsure what to do, barked a little while and ran away.
The husband put his wife down, expecting a hug and a few kind words of gratitude from her.
But his wife shouted
“I have seen people throwing stones and sticks at dogs, this is the first time I am seeing someone trying to throw his wife at a dog”!!
Moral of the story: A Wife is a Wife
No One ELSE Can MIS-UNDERSTAND a Husband Better, than a Wife.