A man went to the Doctor and the doctor told him he had only 24 hours to live.
He goes home to tell his wife and after they both had a long cry over it, he asked her if she would have s*x with him since he only had 24 hours to live.
“Of course Darling,” she replied.
And so they have s*x.
Four hours later they are lying in bed and he turns to her again and says,
“You know I only have 20 hours to live, do you think we could do it again?”
Again she responds very sympathetically and agrees to have s*x.
Another 8 hours pass, and she had fallen asleep from exhaustion. He taps her on the shoulder, and asks her again,
“You know dear, I only have 12 more hours left, how about again for old times sake?”
By this time she is getting a little annoyed, but reluctantly agrees.
After they finish she goes back to sleep and 4 hours later, he taps her on the shoulder again and says,
“Dear, I hate to keep bothering you but you know I only have 8 hours left before I die, can we do it one more time?”
She turns to him with a sour look on her face and says,
“You know, you don’t have to get up in the morning. I do!”