Subscribe To Our Newsletter Email address: Leave this field empty if you're human: A Man Goes Into The Doctor. – admin | September 27, 2021 | Recommended | No Comments A man goes into the doctor feeling a little ill. The doctor checks him over and says, “Sorry, I have some bad news… you have Yellow 24, a really nasty virus”. “It’s called Yellow 24 because it turns your blood yellow and you usually only have 24 hours to live. There’s no known cure, so just go home and enjoy your final precious moments on earth” So he trudges home to his wife and breaks the news. Distraught, she asks him to go to the bingo with her that evening as he’s never been there with her before. They arrive at the bingo and with his first card he gets four corners and wins $35. Then, with the same card, he gets a line and wins $320. Then he gets the full house and wins $1000. Then the Jack-Pot comes up and he wins $10,000. The bingo caller gets him up on stage and says, “Mate, I’ve been here 20 years and I’ve never seen anyone win four corners, a line, the full-house and the jack-pot on the same game card”. “You must be the luckiest bloke on Earth!” “Lucky?” he screamed. “I’ll have you know I’ve got Yellow 24” “CRIKEY MATE!” says the bingo caller. “You’ve won the meat raffle as well!” Related Posts An Englishman, A Frenchman, A Ravishing Blonde And A Homely Brunette Are Sharing A Compartment On A Train No Comments | Aug 2, 2021 Los Angeles teachers union rejects return to classroom until demands are met No Comments | Mar 8, 2021 Can you solve this tough number puzzle? It’s leaving so many people stumped No Comments | Apr 3, 2020 If You Can Solve This Tricky Riddle, You’re Truly Genius! No Comments | Mar 10, 2020 About The Author admin Add a Comment Cancel replyYour email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment:*Name:* Email Address:* Website: Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment.