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A man asked his wife if she could make him something to eat.
And she replied
“Do I look like a f*cking cook to you?”.
A little later he asked if she had washed his favourite shirt.
She replied, “Do I look like a f*cking maid to you?”
Sometime later the wife left and came home after a few hours.
She was surprised to see a beautiful dinner waiting for her and all the dirty clothes were washed and folded.
She called to her husband.
“Honey, did you do all this for me?”
“No. The lady next door heard us earlier and after you left, offered to help me do all those things I asked you to do in exchange for either fixing her car or f*cking her brains out.”
Wife: “So did you fix her car?”
Husband: “Do I look like a f*cking mechanic to you?”