A man asked his wife if she could make him something to eat.
And she replied
“Do I look like a f*cking cook to you?”.
A little later he asked if she had washed his favourite shirt.
She replied, “Do I look like a f*cking maid to you?”
Sometime later the wife left and came home after a few hours.
She was surprised to see a beautiful dinner waiting for her and all the dirty clothes were washed and folded.
She called to her husband.
“Honey, did you do all this for me?”
Husband:
“No. The lady next door heard us earlier and after you left, offered to help me do all those things I asked you to do in exchange for either fixing her car or f*cking her brains out.”
Wife: “So did you fix her car?”
Husband: “Do I look like a f*cking mechanic to you?”
