A Man And A Woman Get Married. –

A man and a woman get married,

The man tells the woman that he’s an avid deer hunter.

The woman says “okay, thats fine.”

Then they get married.

After a couple years of the man going out hunting the woman says

“I want to go with you. It’s a great bonding experience.”

The man agrees and they go get her certifications.

He puts her in a blind and says

“I’ll be in this stand over here and if I hear shots, I’ll come running.”

A while later he hears her shots ring off

*Bang Bang Bang*

He comes sprinting over to find her arguing with a man.

She keeps screaming

“THATS MY DEER, DONT TOUCH MY DEER!”

The man says

“Miss you can keep the deer, just let me get my saddle off it first”