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A Jumbo Jet Is Just Coming Into The Airport. This Will Make You Go ROFL.

Posted on June 22, 2022 By admin No Comments on A Jumbo Jet Is Just Coming Into The Airport. This Will Make You Go ROFL.
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A jumbo jet is just coming into the Toronto Airport on its final approach.

The pilot comes on the intercom,

“This is your Captain. We’re on our final descent into Toronto. I want to thank you for flying with us today and I hope you enjoy your stay in Toronto.”

He forgets to switch off the intercom, and the whole plane can hear his conversation with his co-pilot.

The co-pilot says to the pilot,

“Well, skipper, watcha gonna do in Toronto?”

“Well,” says the skipper,

“first I’m gonna check into the hotel and take a big crap . . . then I’m gonna take that new stewardess with the huge t!ts out for dinner . . . . then I’m gonna wine and dine her, take her back to my room and put it to her big time all night long!”

Everyone on the plane hears this and immediately begins looking up and down the isles, trying to get a look at the new stewardess.

Meanwhile, the new stewardess is at the very back of the plane.

She’s so embarrassed that she tries to run to the cockpit to turn the intercom off.

Halfway down the aisle, she trips over an old lady’s bag and falls on her face.

The old lady leans over and says:

“No need to hurry, dear. He’s gonna take a sh!t first.”

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