One evening a Husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife,
‘ Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in ‘Slim Fast. Maybe it will take a few inches off of your b**t!’
His wife was not amused and decided that she simply couldn’t let such a comment go unrewarded.
The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer.
‘ What the Hell is this?’ he said to himself as a little ‘dust’ cloud appeared when he shook them out.
‘April’, he hollered into the bathroom,
‘ Why did you put Talcum Powder in my underwear?’
She replied with a snicker.
‘It’s not talcum powder; it’s ‘Miracle Grow’!!!!!!
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