A Husband And Wife Finally Make It Out Alone To A Restaurant. –

A husband and wife finally make it out alone to a restaurant for dinner:

Within minutes of arriving, the wife excuses herself to go to the bathroom.

Finally, a waitress attends their table.

Waitress: “Are you ready to order Sir?”

Husband: “My wife’s just popped to the toilet.”

Waitress: “Any idea what she’s having?”

Husband: “Well, it’s easy been ten minutes, so probably a [email protected]!”