A hen lays a shockingly huge egg.
News reporters visit the hen for an interview.
“This is amazing,” they tell the hen,
“a two-pound egg, that’s unheard of! Do you have any goals for the future?”
“Yes, I’m really aiming for a four-pounder!” says the hen proudly.
“And you, sir, congratulations,” the reporter approaches the rooster,
“what are your goals for the future?”
The rooster replies darkly,
“To beat up that darn ostrich!”