A Guy Orders A Whiskey. –

A guy walks into a bar and orders a whiskey.

Just before he takes a sip of his whiskey, a guy runs in and says:

“Bill, your house burnt down!”

So he runs outside, but then he thinks:

“I don’t have a house,”

So he goes back into the bar and takes a sip of his whiskey.

Another guy runs in and says:

“Bill! Your dad died!”

He runs out of the bar, gets on his horse and rides a little ways, but then thinks:

“I don’t have a dad,”

So he goes back into the bar and drinks almost all of his whiskey.

Then another guy runs in and says:

“Bill! You won the lottery!”

So he runs out, gets on his horse and rides all the way to the bank, but then he thinks:

“My name’s not Bill.”

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