Subscribe To Our Newsletter Email address: Leave this field empty if you're human: A Cowboy Wanted To Be The Greatest Gunfighter. – admin | September 30, 2021 | Recommended | No Comments In the days of the Wild West, there was a young cowboy who wanted more than anything to be the greatest gunfighter in the world. He practised every minute of his spare time, but he knew that he wasn’t yet first-rate and that there must be something he was doing wrong. Sitting in a saloon one Saturday night, he recognized an elderly man standing at the bar who in his day had the reputation of being the fastest gun in the West. The young cowboy took a place next to the old-timer, bought him a drink and told him the story of his great ambition. “Do you think you could give me some tips?” he asked. The old man looked him up and down and said, “Well, for one thing, you’re wearing your gun too high. Tie the holster a little lower down on your leg.” “Will that make me a better gunfighter?” asked the young man. “Sure will,” replied the old-timer. The young man did as he was told, stood up, whipped out his 44 and shot the bow tie off the piano player. That’s terrific!” said the hotshot. “Got any more tips for me?” “Yep,” said the old man. “Cut a notch out of your holster where the hammer hits it. That’ll give you a smoother draw.” “Will that make me a better gunfighter?” asked the younger man. “You bet it will,” said the old-timer. The young man took out his knife, cut the notch, stood up, drew his gun in a blur, then shot a cufflink off the piano player. “Wow!” exclaimed the cowboy. “I’m learnin’ somethin’ here.. Got any more tips?” The old man pointed to a large can in a corner of the saloon. “See that axle grease over there? Coat your gun with it.” The young man went over to the can and smeared some of the greases on the barrel of his gun. “No,” said the old-timer, “I mean smear it all over the gun, handle and all.” “Will that make me a better gunfighter?” asked the young man. The Old Timer said, “No, but when Wyatt Earp gets done playing the piano, he’s gonna shove that gun up to your ass, and it won’t hurt as much if it’s all greased up.” Related Posts Only a true genius can find an emoji that sticks out No Comments | Sep 4, 2020 Donald Trump says we must “protect” women’s sports during attack on transgender community No Comments | Mar 4, 2021 Viewers Are Having Trouble Spotting The Odd One Out! Do You See It? No Comments | Aug 16, 2021 This Is How You Lose Her When She Wanted To Be Yours. No Comments | Feb 18, 2020 About The Author admin Add a Comment Cancel replyYour email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment:*Name:* Email Address:* Website: Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment.