Subscribe To Our Newsletter Email address: Leave this field empty if you're human: A Cocky DEA Told A Rancher. – admin | October 7, 2021 | Recommended | No Comments A cocky DEA told a rancher, “I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs.” The rancher said, “Okay, but don’t go in that field over there…..”, as he pointed out the location. The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, ” Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me !” Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removed his badge and proudly displayed it to the rancher. “See this badge?! This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish… On a land !! No questions asked or answer given!! Have I made myself clear……do you understand ?!!” The rancher nodded politely, apologized, and went about his chores. A short time later, the old rancher heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by the rancher’s big bull…… With every step, the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed likely that he’d, sure enough, get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified. The rancher threw down his tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of his lungs….. (I just love this part….) “Your badge, show him your BADGE…….. ! !” Related Posts Nation grieves loss of two innocent teen students killed in California school shooting last week No Comments | Nov 19, 2019 Landslide Poll Shows Republicans Want Party To Be More Like Trump Than Romney No Comments | Oct 24, 2019 Farmer Thinks He’s Burying The Donkey, But The Donkey Wasn’t Through Teaching Him No Comments | Mar 19, 2021 Man realizes mother cow desperate to receive his help No Comments | Nov 14, 2019 About The Author admin Add a Comment Cancel replyYour email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment:*Name:* Email Address:* Website: Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment.