A burglar is sneaking through this house one night when out of the darkness comes a voice:
“I can see you, and Jesus can, too.”
The burglar freezes in his tracks and is too frightened to move.
He waits a few moments and nothing more happens, so he moves forward.
Again from the darkness comes the voice:
“I can see you, and Jesus can, too.”
The burglar is petrified and too frightened to move a muscle.
After 30 minutes, he decides to do something.
He backs very slowly and tentatively to the wall and feels around for a light switch. He switches on the light and there in front of him sits a cockatoo in a cage, who says,
“I can see you, and Jesus can, too.”
Greatly relieved, the burglar sighs,
“It’s just a cocktaoo.”
The cockatoo looks at the burglar and says,
“I might be just a cockatoo, but Jesus is a big Rottweiler.”
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