A Boy, His Father And His Mother Are Having Dinner. –

A boy, his father and his mother are having dinner.

But the boy doesn’t want to eat his broccoli.

– Eat your broccoli! – says the mother.

– No! – exclaims the boy.

The father then leans toward the boy and whispers something in his ear.

The boy quickly eats his broccoli and goes into his room.

– What did you tell him?

– I told him that if he didn’t eat his broccoli, his d!ck wouldn’t grow.

The woman then stands up and slaps the man as hard as she can.

– What was that for? – he asks, confused.

– FOR NOT EATING YOUR BROCCOLI WHEN YOU WERE A CHILD!

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